In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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