She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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