Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
