And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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