no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Sext me about skeletons
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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