SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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