Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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