True but thats because hes a fetus.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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