then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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