Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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