found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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