doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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