After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
do herpes really smell.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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