Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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