I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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