Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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