I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The feeling are messing with the penis
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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