A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I need help removing her.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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