So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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