one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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