can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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