We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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