I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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