I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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