New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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