Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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