He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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