I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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