Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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