Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
