Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Me too!
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Too much gin, very little bucket
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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