I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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