is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
