singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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