wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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