If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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