her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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