Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
