On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
We talked him into tasing himself.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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