Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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