OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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