love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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