there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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