Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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