i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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