no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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