I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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