How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
this boner is exhausting
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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