Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Randomize
