He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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