feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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